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Who would have thunk it.

Jan 27, 2006 18:24

*Of all the people on the planet to ever start something like this, he has got to be the least likely. However, apparently he does have a sense of humor ( Read more... )

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truant_horatio January 28 2006, 03:01:10 UTC

*borrows a little of the water to make tea with, mainly because he doesn't drink water of out the tap (what an idea x___x), and his supply of ready-drawn water has run out; one would think he would know this is a bad idea, but he seems not to have thought*

*...meaning that the cup of tea Horatio is presently enjoying (peppermint and vanilla) will be rather effective in preventing his usual talent for straightfaced lies*

norweenish January 28 2006, 03:36:20 UTC

*after Horatio has taken a sip, of course* Hey, buddy. How's it going?

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 03:39:07 UTC

O, I am well enough, though I do find the cold doth pain me and I do wish I were stronger.

norweenish January 28 2006, 03:42:24 UTC

Yeah? You could train with the soldiers, if you want.

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 03:45:24 UTC

*...vaguely shocked. what is he saying?* I know not whether 'twould help as I wish. I have not the fortitude of spirit I desire o' myself.

norweenish January 28 2006, 03:48:10 UTC

*is vaguely aware that Horatio is being far more straightforward than usual, but figures it's his influence* Sure you do, you've just been cooped up with your books for too long.

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 03:56:11 UTC

Thinkst thou that is the root of't?

norweenish January 28 2006, 03:59:24 UTC

Probably. I mean, not that there's anything wrong with books. But all those words... sometimes you just need to get out and run or something, you know?

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 04:01:59 UTC

I have never done so, by my troth. I had rather bequeath my heart to the silent shelves of Wittenberg's library; but perchance thou dost greater knowledge o' such things possess than I.

norweenish January 28 2006, 04:09:24 UTC

Never? Really? Huh. In that case, you should probably train on your own before joining the soldiers.

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 04:12:53 UTC

*laughs a little, softly* Ay, faith, I little doubt they would find much to laugh at in my manner. I am no soldier; a scholar I.

norweenish January 28 2006, 04:17:49 UTC

*grins* Yeah, they'd laugh you out of Denmark.

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 04:19:53 UTC

*...totally smiles. hi, Forti! you got a completely genuine smile from Horatio!* I do not doubt it.

norweenish January 28 2006, 04:25:45 UTC

*wins!* But I bet with work, you could do better. Get laughed only to the border, maybe. *teasing, obviously*

truant_horatio January 28 2006, 04:27:55 UTC

*continues smiling* O, what a wondrous achievement 'twould be! Perchance thou wouldst give me instruction to't?

norweenish January 28 2006, 04:33:58 UTC

Sure! I'm not as good at that sort of thing as some of my captains, but I do know my stuff.

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