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Apr 03, 2005 22:01

Yes. Well. After much procrastination and nagging from punjab_you, I've decided to visit your interesting little community. And I believe, with any time I have left between caring for my child and supporting my little "family," that I shall derive great joy from participating in the discussions here.

Of course -- an introduction. While I am no one of consequence, my name is Westley. I've been known by many names -- Farm Boy. The Man in Black. And, of course, the Dread Pirate Roberts. I was immortalized in print by William Goldman -- ahm. Excuse me. Simon Morgenstern, of course. The book is named after my beloved Buttercup and is called "The Princess Bride."

I am an expert fencer, wrestler, and pirate, in addition to being an intellect without match. And I learned all of these to return to my Buttercup, who had been forced into marrying our evil Prince Humperdinck and -- oh, for god's sakes, you know the story. Buttercup isn't here, is she? I've kind of been suspecting that she's been using my laptop while i sleep.

Buttercup and I now live on a nearly inaccessible island with our dear friends Fezzik and Inigo and, most recently, our beautiful child whose name I actually forget at the moment O_O.

At any rate, I look forward to meeting you all. I hope I can keep up, as I lead a full and exciting life, of course.

westley, basil, jekyll, crowley, archie kennedy, theodore nott, darcy, yamamura sadako, introduction, grantaire, remus, millicent bulstrode, manwe, lord henry, cosette, amalthea, elphaba, snape, erik, phileas fogg

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