Yes. Well. After much procrastination and nagging from
punjab_you, I've decided to visit your interesting little community. And I believe, with any time I have left between caring for my child and supporting my little "family," that I shall derive great joy from participating in the discussions here.
Of course -- an introduction. While I am no one of consequence, my name is Westley. I've been known by many names -- Farm Boy. The Man in Black. And, of course, the Dread Pirate Roberts. I was immortalized in print by William Goldman -- ahm. Excuse me. Simon Morgenstern, of course. The book is named after my beloved Buttercup and is called "The Princess Bride."
I am an expert fencer, wrestler, and pirate, in addition to being an intellect without match. And I learned all of these to return to my Buttercup, who had been forced into marrying our evil Prince Humperdinck and -- oh, for god's sakes, you know the story. Buttercup isn't here, is she? I've kind of been suspecting that she's been using my laptop while i sleep.
Buttercup and I now live on a nearly inaccessible island with our dear friends Fezzik and Inigo and, most recently, our beautiful child whose name I actually forget at the moment O_O.
At any rate, I look forward to meeting you all. I hope I can keep up, as I lead a full and exciting life, of course.