*intercom goes on with a squeeeeeeeeeal*

[jeltzthepoet]

Attention, residents of desperatefans. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz. Your community has been slated for destruction, in order to build a cyberspace bypass. Unfortunate... for you, at least.. I know, but.. you're standing in the way of progress

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[hessonotback]

....*ellipses and turns very, very grey*

Now see here, sir. Mr. ... Jeltz. Whatever and whoever you are. This is absolute nonsense! *flail*

[jeltzthepoet]

... When will you people realize that resistance is futile?

[hessonotback]

If you'll excuse me, I'd rather be futile than dead. Now, we've got some very powerful individuals here. *weak glare* You won't be allowed to carry on like this.

[jeltzthepoet]

*laughs unpleasantly*

Oh, you're amusing.

[hessonotback]

*getting flustered and generally annoyed*

Oh, am I? How amused would you be if someone said they were going destroy your home just like that?

[jeltzthepoet]

*shrug* We already left it anyway.

... I'd miss the crabs, though.

[hessonotback]

... *wtf?*

*runs off and hides behind Hamlet*