What I did today
Well, I went topside today, obviously, since I've talked to a few of you. And you know what I discovered when I went outside today? That's right. It's MAY. What's significant about it being May? Well it's REALLY FUCKING COLD outside.
So I say this, I'm about sick of SOME people wanting a little extra hanky panky and staying in the Underworld longer than they should, because it's May, it should be warm, but guess what, it's not! It's cold. So people, seriously, when it's time to leave the Underworld and go live with your mother, DO IT so the rest of us can have a little WARM WEATHER. I don't go outside often but WHEN I DO, I want the seasons to be RIGHT.
Thank you.
[typist: incidentally, it was really fucking cold out today]
So I say this, I'm about sick of SOME people wanting a little extra hanky panky and staying in the Underworld longer than they should, because it's May, it should be warm, but guess what, it's not! It's cold. So people, seriously, when it's time to leave the Underworld and go live with your mother, DO IT so the rest of us can have a little WARM WEATHER. I don't go outside often but WHEN I DO, I want the seasons to be RIGHT.
Thank you.
[typist: incidentally, it was really fucking cold out today]