A gauntlet thrown... and picked up.

[mostgiftedwitch]

I do believe it was Draco Malfoy who called me a "right little know-it-all", last night. He seems convinced that I have an answer for every question. To my great surprise, both Harry and Ron intimated that this was true. I believe their words - in one form or another - were "I really wouldn't ask her anything, she might just have an answer for you."

So then the gauntlet was thrown... and I picked it up. The challenge, then, is as follows:

In my attempts to defend myself I will answer any and all questions presented to me to the best of my ability. You all are invited to ask the best question you can come up with and submit it here.