Crackplot!

[homo_lettuce]

Inspired by Set's being completely flat-out rejected by Ashley Raventon, Set's decided that the sexual tendencies of the community need to be shuffled around. So throughout the mansion there is a hot, dry, desert wind, blowing into each little nook and cranny to find out victims

Comments

[notwocouches]

*does it count if it's more the puppet's idea than the typist's? Because one (1) Loki takes notice of the wind, and stops to feels the rush of air for a moment. And then grins* *and slowly and deliberately says:*

Ew, sex.

[homo_lettuce]

........... *weeps*

You're supposed to be immune.

[notwocouches]

*waves vaguely* Immune-? Hi, god here, immune to, like, everything.

[homo_lettuce]

Great. Let's go snog.

[notwocouches]

*wrinkles his nose* Why would we do that?

[homo_lettuce]

We always have sex. Wild threesomes. With Horus. *;_______;*

[notwocouches]

*looks askance* Sex? Wild threesomes? Totally not my scene, man.

[roadkill_god]

Horus felt the wind of course and when he spots Set and Loki he goes over to see what's up. "Hello." He grins at them.

[homo_lettuce]

"Horus!" Set grabbed him, snuggling for comfort. "Something's gone horribly wrong."

[notwocouches]

"He says," says Loki with distaste. "That we keep having wild threesome sex, and I don't know about you, but I think it sounds icky." Why yes, he is enjoying himself way too much. Jerk.

[roadkill_god]

Horus looks at Loki in surprise, then glances at Set before laughing. "I don't know where he would have gotten an idea like that." And with that he calmly squirms out of Set's arms. We're sorry, Set. Your boyfriends are horrible people.

[homo_lettuce]

"Horus! Don't play along with him! He's under a spell--you have to help me." Scowling, Set picked Horus up and tossed him over a shoulder. "Or I'll just carry you off anyway. Your call."

[notwocouches]

"I am not under spell!" This is actually true. "You are simply insane." ...Come to think of it, so is that, but that's not the point. "--And put him down!"

[roadkill_god]

Horus gives a startled squwak when he's thrown over Set's shoulder and squirms. "Put me down! He doesn't look like he's under a spell to me."

[homo_lettuce]

"That's because he's faking. So are you, and I'm now carrying you off for sex. You don't have to be willing."

[roadkill_god]

Horus squirms again, and when it's clear that there's no way he's going to get out of Set's grip (considering that Set is like three times his size), he transforms into a hawk and swoops over to land on Loki's shoulder