ahaha. oh dear.
dravahjule (9:51:34 PM): la dee dee i have no boyfriend everyone hates me
dravahjule (9:51:36 PM): i really need a life
KendoMastr (9:51:39 PM): i dont hate you
dravahjule (9:51:40 PM): like really badly
dravahjule (9:51:42 PM): yay!
dravahjule (9:51:44 PM): hoorah.
dravahjule (9:52:15 PM): .im going to be a coal miner
dravahjule (9:52:17 PM): in the midwest.
dravahjule (9:52:35 PM): and ill die of lung cancer or watever coal miners are plagued with.
dravahjule (9:52:46 PM): and my paretns will disown me
dravahjule (9:52:59 PM): and ill never ever have sex.
dravahjule (9:53:04 PM): until im dead
dravahjule (9:53:16 PM): and then a grave robber necrophiliac will rape my dead body.
dravahjule (9:53:29 PM): and then my soul will cry
dravahjule (9:53:35 PM): as it watches my body decompose
dravahjule (9:53:40 PM): and then ill become a ghost
dravahjule (9:53:50 PM): because i will have had such an incomplete and boring life.
KendoMastr (9:53:53 PM): then u can haunt whuevr u want
dravahjule (9:53:59 PM): no.
dravahjule (9:54:03 PM): with my luck
dravahjule (9:54:08 PM): i will be tied down to one person
dravahjule (9:54:14 PM): one person ive never met before
dravahjule (9:54:21 PM): cuz they distribute sins or soemthing
dravahjule (9:54:24 PM): theyve got a system
dravahjule (9:54:27 PM): anyway the guy i haunt
dravahjule (9:54:31 PM): will be an old fat guy
dravahjule (9:54:43 PM): who does not notice my hauntings.
dravahjule (9:54:55 PM): and for all eternity i will have to haunt the fat guy
KendoMastr (9:54:57 PM): well u can run around naked and no one can see u
dravahjule (9:54:59 PM): whose name is ted
KendoMastr (9:55:49 PM): like a teddy bear
dravahjule (9:55:56 PM): yea.
dravahjule (9:56:02 PM): yeah
dravahjule (9:56:08 PM): thats what im going to do when im dead
dravahjule (9:56:12 PM): ill run around naked
dravahjule (9:56:21 PM): and then ill accidentally run iinto this young hot ghost
dravahjule (9:56:24 PM): who can see me
dravahjule (9:56:27 PM): and will be smitten
dravahjule (9:56:30 PM): but it turns out hes jesus
KendoMastr (9:57:01 PM): and and?
dravahjule (9:57:07 PM): and then im freed from eternal suffering and pain
dravahjule (9:57:10 PM): because i bang jesus
dravahjule (9:57:12 PM): as a ghost
dravahjule (9:57:35 PM): and then we live happily ever in the paradise above
dravahjule (9:57:39 PM): running around naked
dravahjule (9:57:45 PM): the end.
KendoMastr (9:57:54 PM): awww
KendoMastr (9:57:57 PM): that made me cry
dravahjule (9:58:17 PM): really?
KendoMastr (9:58:48 PM): no
KendoMastr (9:58:53 PM): but it made me smile
dravahjule (9:59:01 PM): shut up.
dravahjule (9:51:36 PM): i really need a life
KendoMastr (9:51:39 PM): i dont hate you
dravahjule (9:51:40 PM): like really badly
dravahjule (9:51:42 PM): yay!
dravahjule (9:51:44 PM): hoorah.
dravahjule (9:52:15 PM): .im going to be a coal miner
dravahjule (9:52:17 PM): in the midwest.
dravahjule (9:52:35 PM): and ill die of lung cancer or watever coal miners are plagued with.
dravahjule (9:52:46 PM): and my paretns will disown me
dravahjule (9:52:59 PM): and ill never ever have sex.
dravahjule (9:53:04 PM): until im dead
dravahjule (9:53:16 PM): and then a grave robber necrophiliac will rape my dead body.
dravahjule (9:53:29 PM): and then my soul will cry
dravahjule (9:53:35 PM): as it watches my body decompose
dravahjule (9:53:40 PM): and then ill become a ghost
dravahjule (9:53:50 PM): because i will have had such an incomplete and boring life.
KendoMastr (9:53:53 PM): then u can haunt whuevr u want
dravahjule (9:53:59 PM): no.
dravahjule (9:54:03 PM): with my luck
dravahjule (9:54:08 PM): i will be tied down to one person
dravahjule (9:54:14 PM): one person ive never met before
dravahjule (9:54:21 PM): cuz they distribute sins or soemthing
dravahjule (9:54:24 PM): theyve got a system
dravahjule (9:54:27 PM): anyway the guy i haunt
dravahjule (9:54:31 PM): will be an old fat guy
dravahjule (9:54:43 PM): who does not notice my hauntings.
dravahjule (9:54:55 PM): and for all eternity i will have to haunt the fat guy
KendoMastr (9:54:57 PM): well u can run around naked and no one can see u
dravahjule (9:54:59 PM): whose name is ted
KendoMastr (9:55:49 PM): like a teddy bear
dravahjule (9:55:56 PM): yea.
dravahjule (9:56:02 PM): yeah
dravahjule (9:56:08 PM): thats what im going to do when im dead
dravahjule (9:56:12 PM): ill run around naked
dravahjule (9:56:21 PM): and then ill accidentally run iinto this young hot ghost
dravahjule (9:56:24 PM): who can see me
dravahjule (9:56:27 PM): and will be smitten
dravahjule (9:56:30 PM): but it turns out hes jesus
KendoMastr (9:57:01 PM): and and?
dravahjule (9:57:07 PM): and then im freed from eternal suffering and pain
dravahjule (9:57:10 PM): because i bang jesus
dravahjule (9:57:12 PM): as a ghost
dravahjule (9:57:35 PM): and then we live happily ever in the paradise above
dravahjule (9:57:39 PM): running around naked
dravahjule (9:57:45 PM): the end.
KendoMastr (9:57:54 PM): awww
KendoMastr (9:57:57 PM): that made me cry
dravahjule (9:58:17 PM): really?
KendoMastr (9:58:48 PM): no
KendoMastr (9:58:53 PM): but it made me smile
dravahjule (9:59:01 PM): shut up.