Since we'll probably have a pope within the week give or take a day or two, I wanted to provide updates on my, er, can't use the word campaign, but well, you know. The problem, of course, is that cardinals don't talk to pollsters, so I have no idea ( Read more... )

Since I am... let us say, "interested," since no one campaigns to be Pope, at least not openly, I thought it would be a good idea to put out at least a couple of policy/doctrine ideas. They're below the cut.
( What's the Latin for 'Here we go'? )

You know, any male Catholic is theoretically eligible to be Pope, so if any Cardinals happen to be reading this site, I'm available. Pope Dennis II (there was a St. Dionysus in, I think, the 6th century) has a nice ring to it. I'm not campaigning (I think you can be excommunicated for that). I'm just sayin ( Read more... )