Enough with being serious
You know, any male Catholic is theoretically eligible to be Pope, so if any Cardinals happen to be reading this site, I'm available. Pope Dennis II (there was a St. Dionysus in, I think, the 6th century) has a nice ring to it. I'm not campaigning (I think you can be excommunicated for that). I'm just sayin'.
And to whoever does next sit the chair of St. Peter (since it likely won't be me), Sixtus the Sixth is an available and ordinally correct Papal name. Again, I'm just sayin'.
And to whoever does next sit the chair of St. Peter (since it likely won't be me), Sixtus the Sixth is an available and ordinally correct Papal name. Again, I'm just sayin'.