Just keeping up the rating, folks
Oh, and apparently, the world didn't stop for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. I must put this down to poor planning on someone's part. For example, the Senate Judiciary Committee summoned Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez to testify about the firing of U.S. Attorneys and other various and sundry issues. Gonzalez testimony, boiled down for meaning, was as follows: "Suck it, Senators. Suck it long, and suck it hard." Needless to say, the Senators were not pleased. Pat Leahy (D-VT) told Gonzalez (I'm paraphrasing slightly), "You're a lying sack of shit, and I don't trust you as far as I could spit you." Arlen Specter (R-PA) was even madder, telling Gonzalez (again, paraphrased), "You show me some respect, you little shit, or I will tear your motherfucking heart out and eat it while you watch." Clearly, things are heating up on the hill. (Okay, they didn't really say that, but Gonzalez basically laughed at the Senators' attempts to question him, and Leahy and Specter both told him off. I don't care. My way's better.)
Also, a bunch of people on both sides of the aisle are running around trying to get elected President even though we're sixteen months away from the 2008 elections. Exciting stuff. (Not that I have room to make fun. I've been running for president for thirty-two months already. But I needed time to build up name recognition, since I'm just some crazy guy. They're all crazy people who've already been elected to office.) All the candidates are calling each other names and stuff, and pretty much the only thing we've learned is that Mitt Romney is a moron and no one likes John McCain anymore. If McCain doesn't stop his slide, he's not even going to carry his house in the primaries. Here's where Rudy Giuliani has an advantage: He was never going to carry his house anyway, since both his children hate him, so he can concentrate on the rest of the country. There's other stuff, too, but I'm getting tired of typing.
That is it! I have had it with this muthafuckin' Horcrux in this muthafuckin' snake!
Also, a bunch of people on both sides of the aisle are running around trying to get elected President even though we're sixteen months away from the 2008 elections. Exciting stuff. (Not that I have room to make fun. I've been running for president for thirty-two months already. But I needed time to build up name recognition, since I'm just some crazy guy. They're all crazy people who've already been elected to office.) All the candidates are calling each other names and stuff, and pretty much the only thing we've learned is that Mitt Romney is a moron and no one likes John McCain anymore. If McCain doesn't stop his slide, he's not even going to carry his house in the primaries. Here's where Rudy Giuliani has an advantage: He was never going to carry his house anyway, since both his children hate him, so he can concentrate on the rest of the country. There's other stuff, too, but I'm getting tired of typing.
That is it! I have had it with this muthafuckin' Horcrux in this muthafuckin' snake!