You've heard of
Bluebeard of course. And, if you're a fan of Blackadder,
Captain Redbeard Rumm.
Today, I present for your edification and jollification: CATBEARD!
(aka, Mr Psmith and Xena, one of our torties. She likes to hide in his beard. Freya, our other one, was off either climbing or destroying something, per her usual MO.)