Heard on a radio station promo:

The Devil challenged God to a baseball game.

God laughed.  "I have all the greatest players in the game... Ruth, DiMaggio, Mantle, Gehrig."

The Devil laughed.  "I have all the umpires."

We have a new pope, Pope Francis I (ETA: His Holiness says that he is simply Pope Francis, not Francis I.  He says he'll only become Francis I once there is a Francis II), former archibishop of Buenos Aires ( Read more... )