Awkward Date is AWKWARD Comment-Fic Meme

[deirdre_c]

In honor of an absolutely legendary awkward non-date last month of someone on my flist-- *koff*mistyzeo*koff*-- as well as the awkwardness that sometimes accompanies the initial pairing-up of artist with author in the Big Bang, I introduce to you:

Awkward Date is Awkward
A Comment-Fic Meme

The Rules:

1) Comment to this post with TRUE STORIES. Your

Comments

Okay, this is a little bit awesome. :D

[apocalypsos]

After leaving the apartment of the really sweet guy I had just started going out with when we got cockblocked by his roommates barging in to offer to share a bowl (I lived with my parents still and didn't want to go home reeking of pot), my car broke down on the side of the road and I had to get a ride back to this guy's apartment with a stranger. When my dad came to pick me up, I reeked of marijuana and the guy I was dating completely and cheerfully glossed it over.

[deirdre_c]

My last week of freshman year, I had an unfortunate drunken hookup with the RA of the guys' hall downstairs in my dorm, and in my rush to slink back to my room unnoticed the next morning, I left without my bra. Never got that bra back.

[mistyzeo]

MINE. mine. claimed for the future. mine.

[amberdreams]

He probably kept it in his bag to enhance his credibility..

FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R)

[mistyzeo]

The hall has a rule against sleeping with people you live with, but it doesn't have any rules about sleeping with people who live downstairs. Jared's had his eye on the RA from 1st North since they hit it off at a party in January, and now that it's May he's going to run out of time to make a move if he's not careful

[juice817]

My roommates at college set me up on a blind date for a dance (one of those roommate-sets-you-up dances) and told him anything but Oriental food for dinner (which I hated). He took me to a Japanese restaurant, hit on our waitress every time she came to the table, and once we got to the dance, rubbed his hard-on on me. I left him there and went home when he started making out with another girl on the dance floor.

[chani_atreides]

Met a charming bookseller at a friends' party a while back, after successful flirting I invited him back to my place "for coffee", only to discover that my roommate had locked me out. We ended up taking a taxi to his place at 4 in the morning, dressed for a party, happily drunk and sopping wet from a sudden downpour. We "had coffee" anyway *g*

[dugindeep]

I have too many awkward stories

Leaving a one night stand: I ran into his mom as soon as I came down to the first floor, went to my car, couldn't find my keys, slunk back into the house and ran into her on the stairs, looked around his room, found keys IN MY JEANS, and ran into her AGAIN on the main floor. /0\

FILLED: How to impress your future in-laws (J2, PG-13)

[deirdre_c]

The thunk of a car door from the direction of the driveway woke Jensen from a doze and his eyes snapped to the digital clock on Jared’s bedside table. 2:45am.

“Jared! Your parents. I think they’re home.”

Jared mumbled into the pillow, “No, they’re not. They’re in Austin visiting Jeff, I told you.”

Jensen scrambled over Jared and rolled onto the floor, grabbing boxers and jeans and tee and throwing them on as fast as humanly possible. “Dude. Pretty sure they’re back.”

Jared finally propped himself up on one elbow, head cocked like a spaniel listening for sounds from below. Even Jensen’s frantic scrambling around for his socks couldn’t mask the front door slam and the footsteps on the stairs.

“Fuck. Fuck!” Despite the dire situation, Jensen had to laugh at the sight of Jared leaping out of bed and then diving back again for the sheet to wrap around his bare ass. Not like Jensen hadn’t seen every sweet bit of it already, up close and personal

Re: FILLED: How to impress your future in-laws (J2, PG-13)

[chani_atreides]

Ahahahah, that was brilliant XD

Re: FILLED: How to impress your future in-laws (J2, PG-13)

[deirdre_c]

YAY! Thank you! Commentfic are fun. :)