Awkward Date is AWKWARD Comment-Fic Meme

May 11, 2011 09:06

In honor of an absolutely legendary awkward non-date last month of someone on my flist-- *koff*mistyzeo*koff*-- as well as the awkwardness that sometimes accompanies the initial pairing-up of artist with author in the Big Bang, I introduce to you:

Awkward Date is Awkward
A Comment-Fic Meme

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FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 12 2011, 04:04:24 UTC
The hall has a rule against sleeping with people you live with, but it doesn't have any rules about sleeping with people who live downstairs. Jared's had his eye on the RA from 1st North since they hit it off at a party in January, and now that it's May he's going to run out of time to make a move if he's not careful.

He gets Sandy to throw another party on that hall, and he wears his best jeans, and he convinces Jensen to be his pong partner. Then he gets them both good and drunk by losing and persisting in losing, and by midnight he's got Jensen backed up against his own door, his tongue in Jensen's mouth and Jensen's hands in his pants.

Everything he's imagined about Jensen is pretty much true: he's smokin' hot and looks even better naked, and he sucks dick like he was born for it. He also fucks like it's going out of style, and Jared anticipates soreness in all the right ways come morning. He bites marks into Jared's shoulders and then soothes them with poorly-aimed kisses afterwards, and Jared falls asleep happy as a clam, snuggled into Jensen's extra-long twin, the two of them crammed together and draped over one another until there's no room between them.

He wakes up disoriented, hung over, and butt naked. Jensen is hogging the blankets and snoring a little, and Jared wonders if this was entirely appropriate. Everyone probably saw them. Everyone definitely heard them. He's red-faced before he can even get out of the bed.

It's a little after eight. If he goes now, he can get back to his room without anyone important seeing him go, and he can text Jensen later. If at all. Fuck, well, he makes decisions, that's for sure. He yanks on his jeans and rumpled t-shirt, risks kissing Jensen on the cheek before he jets, and slips out the door. His keys are in his pocket, and his wallet is intact, and he makes it upstairs and into the room he shares with Chad without incident.

Except that he's not wearing boxers. And he definitely was last night. God damn it.

Jensen texts him when he's coming back from brunch two hours later, showered and fed and wearing different clothes (all of them). Come and get 'em. Jared curses.

He stops by Jensen's room and knocks tentatively, and he hears Jensen moving around inside. The door opens, and Jensen breaks into a smile when he sees who it is.

"Hey," Jared says, "I didn't meant to run so fast this morning, I just-- I dunno."

"It's okay," Jensen says, leaning against the door frame. "It was just a thing, it's cool."

Jared looks at his feet. "Does it have to be just a thing?" he asks.

Jensen laughs, and reaches for Jared's belt loops. "No," he says, tugging Jared closer, "it could be a regular thing. If you wanted."

"I do want," Jared admits, letting himself be pulled into Jensen's room. "Also I want my boxers, but I'd be willing to take them in trade."

"You're gonna have to earn 'em," Jensen says, and closes the door behind him.

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) rjunkie May 12 2011, 04:14:35 UTC
The dialogue in my life never goes as smoothly as this. Jared has the best RA ever.

Excellent prompt leads to excellent comment-fic.

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:26:46 UTC
I know, right! I wish my life were fiction. Or something. It would be epic. Thank you!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) electricalgwen May 12 2011, 12:30:30 UTC
YES, delightful! :D

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:26:59 UTC
♥!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) deirdre_c May 12 2011, 13:56:50 UTC
HAHAHAHAAA! AWESOME!! If only it had gone so well in real life!! :D :D :D

Also this: risks kissing Jensen on the cheek before he jets. OMG the sweetness of that tiny moment was DELICIOUS.

Also also: I'd be willing to take them in trade WORK FOR IT, JARED. \o/

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:27:19 UTC
Fiction makes everything better!!!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) brunettepet May 12 2011, 18:41:06 UTC
i love that Jared had a sneaky plan that totally worked (other than the missed boxers which Jensen probably hid as a keepsake) and Jensen is very, very smooth!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:27:27 UTC
:D he thinks ahead.

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) counteragent May 13 2011, 13:50:01 UTC
Cuuuute!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:27:35 UTC
thank you!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) dugindeep May 13 2011, 16:48:54 UTC
I WANT TO READ ABOUT THE EARNING!

Yum yum yum. I love the last part especially, it could be a regular thing. If you want

I do want.

ME TOO.

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:27:42 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) big_heart_june May 13 2011, 20:43:43 UTC
Mmmmmmmm, how I love Jensen tugging Jared closer! this was LOVE!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) mistyzeo May 18 2011, 00:27:59 UTC
Thank you!

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Re: FILLED: People Who Live Downstairs (J2, R) dancetomato May 14 2011, 15:07:56 UTC
This fills me with glee. I love RA sex.

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