Awkward Date is AWKWARD Comment-Fic Meme
In honor of an absolutely legendary awkward non-date last month of someone on my flist-- *koff*mistyzeo*koff*-- as well as the awkwardness that sometimes accompanies the initial pairing-up of artist with author in the Big Bang, I introduce to you:
Awkward Date is Awkward
A Comment-Fic Meme
The Rules:
1) Comment to this post with TRUE STORIES. Your ( Read more... )
Awkward Date is Awkward
A Comment-Fic Meme
The Rules:
1) Comment to this post with TRUE STORIES. Your ( Read more... )
“Jared! Your parents. I think they’re home.”
Jared mumbled into the pillow, “No, they’re not. They’re in Austin visiting Jeff, I told you.”
Jensen scrambled over Jared and rolled onto the floor, grabbing boxers and jeans and tee and throwing them on as fast as humanly possible. “Dude. Pretty sure they’re back.”
Jared finally propped himself up on one elbow, head cocked like a spaniel listening for sounds from below. Even Jensen’s frantic scrambling around for his socks couldn’t mask the front door slam and the footsteps on the stairs.
“Fuck. Fuck!” Despite the dire situation, Jensen had to laugh at the sight of Jared leaping out of bed and then diving back again for the sheet to wrap around his bare ass. Not like Jensen hadn’t seen every sweet bit of it already, up close and personal.
“Shut up, asshole, they’ll hear you,” Jared whispered desperately.
“I think we’re screwed anyway. My car’s out front.”
“Fuck,” Jared muttered again, eloquent in the wee hours.
“I’ll just tell her we were watching a movie and fell asleep.”
“Right. Like no one’s heard that one before.”
“Okay. What if I just hide in here until they go to bed? Maybe they didn’t see my car, I can sneak out, and no one gets in trouble for screwing anyone’s underage son.”
Jared threw a pillow at him. “Screw your ‘underage,’ I’m almost 18 and you know it.”
“Well, I’m not planning on arguing age-of-consent laws with your dad on the other end of his shotgun.”
“Jensen. He’s not going to shoot you.”
“Didn’t he threaten to shoot Milo when he thought he turned you gay in the first place?” Jensen pretended to think that over. “Man, I’d’a kinda liked to have seen that.”
Jared guffawed then slapped his hands over his mouth. Both of them froze and listened for a response from dreaded lurking parents.
Jared leaned in and whispered. “I think the coast is clear.” Jensen shivered as a lock of Jared’s long hair brushed his ear, Jared’s breath whuffing over him hot and sweet.
He turned his head to murmur against Jared’s lips, “A kiss for luck?”
Jared snorted, quite unromantically Jensen might note. “You’re such a dork,” he said, but opened his mouth against Jensen’s and licked past his teeth, tongue diving deep into Jensen’s mouth and making him feel it all the way down to his fucking toes.
Jensen groaned when he finally pulled away and put his hand to the doorknob.
“See you tomorrow?” Jared whispered hopefully.
“If I make it out alive,” he replied. He opened the door a crack and slipped through, turning carefully to pull it closed silently behind him. Then, boots in hand, treading softly as he could, he made his way to the top of the stairs. The lower floor was dark, only the porch light on to see by. Feeling more optimistic by the second, he hurried down.
“Hey, Jensen,” Mrs. Padalecki called from the kitchen. “Leaving so soon?”
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“Didn’t he threaten to shoot Milo when he thought he turned you gay in the first place?” Jensen pretended to think that over. “Man, I’d’a kinda liked to have seen that.”
I snorted so hard at work, people looked. I really wish that this was how my incident went. Unfortunately it was bad sex following by the awkward mother-run-in and then randomly seeing him at the bar we met at /0\
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I really wish that this was how my incident went.
Yep. I'm laughing at the fills on mine, too. Why can't life always imitate J2 HEAs (or at least the hot sex part)??
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okay sorry- no- of course you have a choice but omg- this would be such a perfect idea for a verse :DDDDDD Just saying
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