The Diablos 2.1
Still screwin'.
This is under your bed.
Now, here I'm trying to get Typhon and Carl to give me babies. I really went back and forth on this, because I really hate mpreg. Kreia almost won heirship because of it.
Typhon: But I've been dieting??
Typhon: All I want to eat is chocolate and fish. If I didn't know any better, I'd think I was pregnant.
This is pretty much all Yusun does now. She's almost always about to go into aspiration failure. : /
But enough of that. It's Kreia's birthday!
Kreia: *twitch*
Kreia: Fwaaaah?
...
Yusun sticks with the patented Drunken Monkey technique of rehabilitation.
While Kreia prefers the less tested Funky Chicken method.
...Does this count as mother-daughter bonding? I mean, they are doing something together...
Well, after such a traumatic birthday, I figure I'll give Kreia a makeover that showcases her inner RAEG.
lol You never even went to high school.
Kreia: Oh, Fernando, how I wish I the other loved me like you do.
Kreia: I AM SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED AND TAKING IT OUT ON EVERYONE AROUND ME.
Yusun: *steadily loses grip on reality*
Uhm, hey, Yusun? Your, uh, baby is covered in snow.
Yusun: :D OH THANKS FOR TELLING ME. :D YOU'RE SO NICE. :D :D :D
Kreia, please don't harass your mother. :(
Kreia is one of those, "Damn straight, I'm awesome!" sims.
Uhm. There's a bed right next to this chair, Kreia.
Kreia: Too drunk. Sleep here.
Oh, okay, I totally understand. Uh, I mean, you should drink less.
Oh, hey Typhon. Kind of forgot about you there for a while. What's up?
Typhon: I dunno. I think I'm about to take the world's most massive dump or something.
Typhon: But that's not poop??
World, meet Cillian. He is a clone of his father and will be pretty much ignored from here on out.
Try again, please!
How many pictures of you do I have when you're about to piss yourself? I know you don't wanna break the seal and all, but seriously Kreia. Seriously.
Really, Yusun?!
Cillian had a birthday or whatever.
But lookit, they got a dog! I just got pets, haha. His name is Baron. <333
This is the first thing he does when he gets home. Ah, he'll fit in well.
I have Typhon scold him and OMFG LOOK AT THAT FACE. DDDD: I can't even handle that much cute at once!
Way to electrocute your pregnant son.
Rorschach: Pregnant? Don't be rididculous.
: /
Baron is the only one who gives half a crap about Cillian.
He's probably the best parent in the house.
Typhon: Time to change your diaper, little guy!
Cillian: Who're you?
Baron: GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY SON.
Wow, Cillian's bringin' the fail early, I see.
Rorschach, wtf r u doin?
>:[
I made him go back to bed. He went back to bed of his own free will and I broke no ISBI rules.
Huh. Like mother like son, I guess.
Meet Darcy Diablos. Carl's skin and eyes but Typhon's eyes!
Synchronized bitching.
Kreia...
Cillian. : /
Baron, ilu.
Babies are so boring. So it's Darcy's birthday!
Oh. Uhm. Wow. Cheekbones. At least she's not a clone?
This is where I leave you! Tune in next time for a new home for the Diablos, a visit from the social worker, sex, death, and much much more~!