The Diablos Legacy 2.0
Oh, fuck. Well the result here is predictable.
Holy shit, or maybe not? Maybe Yusun isn't made entirely of failure and broken dreams. Just mostly.
Check out Rorschach's kickass contacts.
How long did it take you to realize the walls were down? :D
Typhon, this reaction is a little out of character for you.
: ( Somehow, I thought you were smarter than this, Typhon.
So I have Rorschach drag his dumb ass into the kitchen for a game of punch-you-punch-me.
But, really, I just wanted someone to punch him for being so goddamn stupid.
Rorschach: WHY WOULD YOU SLEEP UNDER THE HOLE IN THE CEILING WHILE IT'S SNOWING. WHY.
Also, good Christ, could you imagine that face sneaking up on you in a dark alley? Rory used to be a bad, bad man. ;_;
Then Kreia even gets in on the fun. Ahahahah, that's what you get, Typhon.
But Typhon's no wimp. Once he regained feeling in his extremities, he retaliated. >:3
And then they all got drunk. This is how every "day in the life" story for this family pretty much goes.
YUSUN! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
Yusun: Hey --
Rorschach: JESUS CHRIST ON A BIKE DO NOT EVEN TRY TO TALK TO ME RIGHT NOW.
I replaced the guitar with a chess set. Everyone was playing guitar until their needs bottomed out. : /
Rorschach: This is in no way an adequate replacement for a guitar.
Sorry, Rory. :(
His sudden reappearance has nothing to do with the imminent passing of the torch.
Not a thing.
It's also nothing to with the fact that I don't want him to crustify like his wife.
This is Rorschach the Vampire's cheering-for-a-birthday face. He does look excited, I guess. : /
Here's Yusun after her makeover! I think she's a pretty cute old lady.
Typhon's on the verge of aspiration failure.
YEAH, BECAUSE AN INFESTATION OF ROACHES IS JUST WHAT THIS FAMILY NEEDS. >:[
At least he still goes to school.
Unlike someone we know.
Typhon brought this girl home from school and she immediately started getting all up in Kreia's shit. This is not an action I would recommend to anyone. It never escalated into a fight, though. Just slapping.
SLEEPING. UNDER. THE. HOLE. IN. THE. CEILING.
These two are still fuckin', btw.
What is it about sims and small spaces?
Kreia: Oh my godddd my bladder is gonna exploooodeeee!
Yusun: lol
Kreia: Mom! What're you doing? Get the fuck out.
Yusun: I can't get out. You're in my way.
Wash, rinse, repeat for about 5 sim hours.
She eventually figured it out, though.
I have no words.
Birthday time for Typhon!
Typhon: Goddamn, I am fine.
You are also the torch holder.
Typhon: WHAT IS MY LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!
Kreia: What the fuck is he crying about now? >;[
Once he gets that out of his system I send him downtown.
It always makes me giggle when sims finger-gun an empty bar.
Somehow, I don't think that's allowed.
Awesome Haircut Guy: No, no. It's cool. He's totally cute.
Even if the bartender thinks he's cute, I'm not seeing any spouse material. So I send him to PLUR or whatever the fuck the place is called.
Marshmallows are roasted. He is part pleasure sim.
Say hello to Carl. Typhon flirts with him and whatnot, but apparently I have no pictures. : /
Back at what I call The Squat, Rorschach is... doing this. Ever since he became a vampire, he does a lot of just... standing. Staring into nothing. I like to think he's contemplating the meaninglessness of existence or something equally Anne Ricean.
Yusun is the one to bring him out of it, usually.
Yusun: Hey there. Where'd you go? Come back to me.
<3
Then Typhon invites Carl over.
Get ready for first kiss spam, everyone.
Aww.
Soon after this, Carl leaves, though. He's kind of playing hard to get.
*cue Jaws theme*
Kreia: Hey, dad, let's shake hands for no reason.
Rorschach: Sure thing, kiddo.
Shoulda seen that coming, Rory.
Rorschach: lolk Now you go.
Typhon: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Rorschach: Fffftt--- hahahahahahaha!
Kreia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now let's get drunk.
Rorschach: lolk
After this, I invite Carl back over again.
Then we get him all moved in.
He is a terrible dancer.
Ouch.
Carl: I really hope they didn't see that.
Rorschach: *super-human hearing* He hopes we didn't see what?
Yusun: *pointedly avoiding looking at him* Nothing, dear.
Then I rush Carl and Typhon through the procedures of married bliss as quickly as possible.
Until next time!