BrtshHmr!
I remember the good old days. When a woman didn't belong in the kitchen...
A Nigger did!
Don't do the crime, if you cant handle the anal
If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in churches?
"Proud to be white" = racist. "Proud to be black" = great man.
I'm sick of people lying to me. I've asked 3 people for the time today and they've all told me something different.
Whats black and works? A police truncheon.
Whats the difference between a priest and a paedophile? A collar.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably a woman driving a car.
I was walking through the streets of London earlier when I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my stomach. I was being stabbed.
Without love, breath is just a clock ticking. Without breath, love is just necrophilia.
I see KFC have brought out a commemorative 9/11 meal deal. 4 Hot Wings, 2 Flaming Towers and a Big Apple Crumble...
My sister: "if I had a penis, I'd play with it all the time" Me: " here you go"
What's the difference between Jesus and Mohammed? I never met Jesus, but Mohammed served me in Mcdonalds last week
I was in New York on September 11th 2001 and I'll never forget what I saw, it was absolutely unbelievable. Americans running.
I remember 9 months before I was born I went to a party with dad and left with mum
I always cry after sex. I fucking hate Prison
http://vkontakte.ru/note1465662_11287841
A Nigger did!
Don't do the crime, if you cant handle the anal
If money is the root of all evil, why do they ask for it in churches?
"Proud to be white" = racist. "Proud to be black" = great man.
I'm sick of people lying to me. I've asked 3 people for the time today and they've all told me something different.
Whats black and works? A police truncheon.
Whats the difference between a priest and a paedophile? A collar.
If everything seems to be coming your way, you're probably a woman driving a car.
I was walking through the streets of London earlier when I felt a sharp stabbing pain in my stomach. I was being stabbed.
Without love, breath is just a clock ticking. Without breath, love is just necrophilia.
I see KFC have brought out a commemorative 9/11 meal deal. 4 Hot Wings, 2 Flaming Towers and a Big Apple Crumble...
My sister: "if I had a penis, I'd play with it all the time" Me: " here you go"
What's the difference between Jesus and Mohammed? I never met Jesus, but Mohammed served me in Mcdonalds last week
I was in New York on September 11th 2001 and I'll never forget what I saw, it was absolutely unbelievable. Americans running.
I remember 9 months before I was born I went to a party with dad and left with mum
I always cry after sex. I fucking hate Prison
http://vkontakte.ru/note1465662_11287841