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Dear stupid bitch on the plane today!
As said before: it wasn't me who put up the bag when the water bottle fell out that MIGHT have hit you. I would have had the guts to apologize, but it wasn't me. you had no right or reason to behave like that and be so mean to me. Fuck you! I strongly believe that Karma will take care of people like you.

I hope ( Read more... )

It's Friday night!!!! Sorry it took an hr for your pizza to be delivered!!!! Sorry you had hungry kids, maybe you should've cooked for them if you didn't want to wait orrrrrrrr went and picked up the food yourself. Oh and I assure you I am more than fine that you won't be ordering from us again. I don't want to waste my gas on an impatient bitch ( Read more... )

Hey, Boy.

( I swear I want to kick you still )

Dear clinic-goers,
That sign? The one on the kennel door? The sign that says "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL"?
It's not there to be ironic. It's not there to be funny. It's not decorative. It's there to keep you from sticking your fingers in the kennel. Hence the "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL".
( Cut for language... )

dear door closers that are set to "automobile-crush",

fuck you

Dear self;

( swearing )

Yes, I mean YOU, the gas station people. Your car wash sucks. Would it kill you to make it so people don't have to almost take out their driver side headlights to get just close enough to your ticket machine to be able to grab a ticket, and even then only by stretching until all the tendons in the left side of their bodies are ripped off? Who ( Read more... )

Dear Father,

Next time you call your own flesh and blood "stupid". They might be too "stupid" to help when you're having a stroke again.

Just a thought.

Your "stupid" daughter who didn't want to argue with you anymore.

I'm sick of you choosing your terrible video games over me. I mean hell, you get on the computer as soon as you wake up, go to work, come home, and get right back on the computer. You haven't spend a whole day with me in months. I just want one damn day. Hell, even half a day. You know what yesterday was? Our one year anniversary. You know what ( Read more... )