Here's your sign...
Dear clinic-goers,
That sign? The one on the kennel door? The sign that says "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL"?
It's not there to be ironic. It's not there to be funny. It's not decorative. It's there to keep you from sticking your fingers in the kennel. Hence the "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL".
So, if the sign says "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL", it means "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL".
Why? Because the fearful little chihuahua in said kennel will bite you. Not "may", not "might", not "could". She WILL bite you. As in teeth in your flesh. As in your blood pouring out. As in pain.
Hence the "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL" sign.
If it sounds like I'm repeating myself, I am, and it's necessary because you're all fucking retards. This was proven to me by an entire day spent yelling at you all to "DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THE FUCKING KENNEL". Some of you were so stupid that you actually pressed your faces up against the kennel door.
Bitch, do you want to lose the tip of your nose?
I shouldn't have to tell you asshats to read and follow the directions on the sign. You are grown adults, and adults should be able to mind themselves. I shouldn't have to watch one of you read the sign, comment "Oh, you bite?", and then stick your fingers in anyway. I shouldn't have to treat you all like the preschoolers I used to work with.
But clearly I do, because you are all the walking fucking brain dead. You deserve to have your goddamn finger tips bitten off.
GTFO of my clinic, and fucking stay gone.
No love,
The hassled volunteer
That sign? The one on the kennel door? The sign that says "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL"?
It's not there to be ironic. It's not there to be funny. It's not decorative. It's there to keep you from sticking your fingers in the kennel. Hence the "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL".
So, if the sign says "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL", it means "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL".
Why? Because the fearful little chihuahua in said kennel will bite you. Not "may", not "might", not "could". She WILL bite you. As in teeth in your flesh. As in your blood pouring out. As in pain.
Hence the "NO FINGERS IN THIS KENNEL" sign.
If it sounds like I'm repeating myself, I am, and it's necessary because you're all fucking retards. This was proven to me by an entire day spent yelling at you all to "DON'T STICK YOUR FINGERS IN THE FUCKING KENNEL". Some of you were so stupid that you actually pressed your faces up against the kennel door.
Bitch, do you want to lose the tip of your nose?
I shouldn't have to tell you asshats to read and follow the directions on the sign. You are grown adults, and adults should be able to mind themselves. I shouldn't have to watch one of you read the sign, comment "Oh, you bite?", and then stick your fingers in anyway. I shouldn't have to treat you all like the preschoolers I used to work with.
But clearly I do, because you are all the walking fucking brain dead. You deserve to have your goddamn finger tips bitten off.
GTFO of my clinic, and fucking stay gone.
No love,
The hassled volunteer