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Dear Robin.
Dude you know you'd be so turned on by me being a butch dyke you can't even handle it. And being in the country would turn anyone perverted, but I promise you that I'm going to buy you a banjo to play with while Rach and I have 'special times'. Why the hell do I have to work at the gas station, bitch? You and Rachael have to get out of the bed some fucking time. Seriously.
Anyways yeah I wondered where you went while you were 'At the grocery store' it's been at least ten minutes, whore. Get back now. I need some ice cream. And pickles. I don't like pickles but damn it pregnant people love them. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT OUR FRENCH BABY. Why the hell else would I let you move your ass to the other side of this lame ass country?
OMG robin watch barney? What the fuck are you trying to turn my kid queer? Ungh I swear to god if you had said 'Sara make them watch Teletubbies' I would have gone out and aborted this bitch.
But yes I know you lovvvvve that thing I do with my tongue. Too bad you're 'at the grocery store' cause now I have to find someone else to do that with. So far five other people have enjoyed it. ;] too bad for you huh? Leave my masturbation time alone. :[
Anywhoooo I love you baby. Miss you lots and I wish we were there too.
♥ Sara your my pantz
Dude you know you'd be so turned on by me being a butch dyke you can't even handle it. And being in the country would turn anyone perverted, but I promise you that I'm going to buy you a banjo to play with while Rach and I have 'special times'. Why the hell do I have to work at the gas station, bitch? You and Rachael have to get out of the bed some fucking time. Seriously.
Anyways yeah I wondered where you went while you were 'At the grocery store' it's been at least ten minutes, whore. Get back now. I need some ice cream. And pickles. I don't like pickles but damn it pregnant people love them. YOU ARE THE ONE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO SUPPORT OUR FRENCH BABY. Why the hell else would I let you move your ass to the other side of this lame ass country?
OMG robin watch barney? What the fuck are you trying to turn my kid queer? Ungh I swear to god if you had said 'Sara make them watch Teletubbies' I would have gone out and aborted this bitch.
But yes I know you lovvvvve that thing I do with my tongue. Too bad you're 'at the grocery store' cause now I have to find someone else to do that with. So far five other people have enjoyed it. ;] too bad for you huh? Leave my masturbation time alone. :[
Anywhoooo I love you baby. Miss you lots and I wish we were there too.
♥ Sara your my pantz