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Dear Robin,
I'm so excited about having your children in our double wide. I'll start wearing leggings with high heels and tee shirts that I can wear when I'm pregnant and when I'm not. I think we should name all the boys we have Billy and all the girls Sally. It's just to hard to keep track of names after 4 kids. And of course we'll all support our great president. I'll listen to his inspired speeches while I cook up our nightly macaroni for dinner. And lets not forget the mandatory confederate flag tattoo for you Robin. So which hickville are we going to live in? Outside vegas or elsewhere? And I realized that it'll be mandatory for sara to stay with us since, duh, you are her baby daddy after all. (you should know that that invitation to Jerry Springer actually isn't for a segment about 'players who don't get caught' it's my confrontation biatch). And yeah, overalls are totally hot.
She's right ya know. Barney is totally gay. You might as well just tattoo homo on the kid's face and get it over with. Not that that would be bad since you cheated on me. Gosh. I blame you. And your stupid French messiah baby, geez. And you pulled her hair and called her a dirty slut Robin! That's supposed to be me you bastard! I can't believe this! You just wait till we go to see Jerry!
In other news....nothing. I'm most likely going to pride tomorrow, sara, and then i work for my mom around the house since i can't get a job anywhere else apparently (no one has called me back...). I was going to apply at Hooters but they only make like two fifty an hour and have to try to make the rest up in tips. Which totally sucks since the only way you get a big tip is to let the creepy old men grope you. maybe i could start doing porn. i hear they make ok money. heeey robin.... ;) . But other than that.... there is not much to report. I'm so fucking bored I almost wish I was back in NM. at least then i might have gotten to see someone sacrifice a goat or something. there are a lot of...interesting... people there if i hadn't mentioned that. mmkay well as i said before, i miss you terribly. and i too think 'boy robin would love this'. ok i don't but that's just because nothing interesting has happened to me. but if something interesting does happen, i'm sure that's what i'll think. love you much much.
muah!
rachael
I'm so excited about having your children in our double wide. I'll start wearing leggings with high heels and tee shirts that I can wear when I'm pregnant and when I'm not. I think we should name all the boys we have Billy and all the girls Sally. It's just to hard to keep track of names after 4 kids. And of course we'll all support our great president. I'll listen to his inspired speeches while I cook up our nightly macaroni for dinner. And lets not forget the mandatory confederate flag tattoo for you Robin. So which hickville are we going to live in? Outside vegas or elsewhere? And I realized that it'll be mandatory for sara to stay with us since, duh, you are her baby daddy after all. (you should know that that invitation to Jerry Springer actually isn't for a segment about 'players who don't get caught' it's my confrontation biatch). And yeah, overalls are totally hot.
She's right ya know. Barney is totally gay. You might as well just tattoo homo on the kid's face and get it over with. Not that that would be bad since you cheated on me. Gosh. I blame you. And your stupid French messiah baby, geez. And you pulled her hair and called her a dirty slut Robin! That's supposed to be me you bastard! I can't believe this! You just wait till we go to see Jerry!
In other news....nothing. I'm most likely going to pride tomorrow, sara, and then i work for my mom around the house since i can't get a job anywhere else apparently (no one has called me back...). I was going to apply at Hooters but they only make like two fifty an hour and have to try to make the rest up in tips. Which totally sucks since the only way you get a big tip is to let the creepy old men grope you. maybe i could start doing porn. i hear they make ok money. heeey robin.... ;) . But other than that.... there is not much to report. I'm so fucking bored I almost wish I was back in NM. at least then i might have gotten to see someone sacrifice a goat or something. there are a lot of...interesting... people there if i hadn't mentioned that. mmkay well as i said before, i miss you terribly. and i too think 'boy robin would love this'. ok i don't but that's just because nothing interesting has happened to me. but if something interesting does happen, i'm sure that's what i'll think. love you much much.
muah!
rachael