Jul 07, 2006 16:38
(wow can I write myself my own letters? I guess so this is only Dear Robin memebers can view it)
RACH! Yes driving to Sara's appartment with my PIMP SUV and listening to PIMP music was really awsome. We should really go to Vegas. With our combine money, thats $700. I think we can find a nice trailer in a nice trailer park. And big enough for 3 people! We can become total white trash! And live next to Brittney Spears. Ill become this total hick and be like "Whats Varcashe?" and Ill wear white beaters, with really baggy jeans that shows my "Joe Boxers", and wear a Yankee hat to the side. Ill grow some facial hair to, cuz shaving and showering isnt for trailer trash. We couuuntry now. And of course Rach from all our unprotected fucking, u will become pregnant lots of time! And u will get sexy stretch marks, and we can play connect the dots when the TV antena held by duck tape fails on us. Ill be a janitor for chuck E. Cheese, u will have 2 stay @ home and take care of our 19 babies. And of course Sara. Sara will sleep on the couch. Moving to the country will make her become really butch. She will always walk aroung with a straw in her mouth, and wear grease stained overalls. She also likes to watch me and Rach fuck through the key hole, because the country has made her perverted. Sara also is a source of income to our trailer family. She works at a gas station. Yes, we will have the best time.
SARA! Yes, I see that the French Messiah is doing fine while "I left to the grocery store for 5 mn". U better support my french baby woman! And if u turn my french messiah baby into a fem homo or a butch lezbo, Ill be forced to have another french messiah with Rach. So just keep that QAF away from him/her. Show him/her Barney... in French. And sara... u know i like that one thing u do... with ur tongue... ya know... hehe... That ONE friend huh? U mean ur index and middle fingers? Cuz ever since I left, no one can bang u while pulling ur hair like a dirty slut I always did.
Well anyways, I do really miss you guys. My grandparents (especially my grandma) are kinda driving me insane. Thank god my mom will b here Tuesday. I wish u all lived here, that I could drive, and that would b the best summer! Even though I am having my fun, its will never b like OUR fun (excpet when u guys crush and snort vicadeen). Well this was a nice letter, and remember I love u both and there isnt one day where I dont go "oh i wish they could be doing/seeing/experiencing this with me"
Kiss Kiss