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Dear Robin,
In response to Rachael's letter I have to say that I too agree that you ought to move back to Washington to be with Rachael and I. Yes you should because we're the best and clearly you have to live here with us because if you don't we'll be emo forever. I mean I've stared at my razorblade at least five times since you left and gone 'oh woe. robin is in france' and so on. Food doesn't taste the same, colors are dull and sex is boring without you here. Clearly without you I am nothing. France isn't as cool as Rachael or I. Not cool at all.
Sigh. Our french messiah baby is growing nicely. I'm even thinking of names already. I was thinking Saraisthebestever Marsicano if it's a girl and Saraisthebestever Hamel if it's a boy. I just say 'Hamel' if it's a boy cause like you know if it's mine and male it'll turn out to be a big fat homo and I know you probably don't want your name attached to something that likes it up the ass. Unless you do? Get back to me on that one.
Anyways I have some special alone time with a certain AHEM friend planned so I'll be heading out.
Kisses, baby.
♥ Sara in your pantz
In response to Rachael's letter I have to say that I too agree that you ought to move back to Washington to be with Rachael and I. Yes you should because we're the best and clearly you have to live here with us because if you don't we'll be emo forever. I mean I've stared at my razorblade at least five times since you left and gone 'oh woe. robin is in france' and so on. Food doesn't taste the same, colors are dull and sex is boring without you here. Clearly without you I am nothing. France isn't as cool as Rachael or I. Not cool at all.
Sigh. Our french messiah baby is growing nicely. I'm even thinking of names already. I was thinking Saraisthebestever Marsicano if it's a girl and Saraisthebestever Hamel if it's a boy. I just say 'Hamel' if it's a boy cause like you know if it's mine and male it'll turn out to be a big fat homo and I know you probably don't want your name attached to something that likes it up the ass. Unless you do? Get back to me on that one.
Anyways I have some special alone time with a certain AHEM friend planned so I'll be heading out.
Kisses, baby.
♥ Sara in your pantz