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Dear Dean,
I think that you and Sam need an assistant. You know, to distract the cops with womanly assets while you two sneak around, doing your brotherly snooping thing. I have a vast experience in being a distraction and would like to offer my services.
Much love,
Kelsi
P.S. My closet likes to make growling noises. Now I'm not sure if that's just the old Dell computer parts in it, or there's something else there. Any advice?
Dear Kelsi,
It depends. Would you wear slinky lingerie or - even better - skin-tight leather? And four-inch spike heels? If you're okay with that, I might be open to negotiations. Sam would want you to wear a nun's habit, but don't worry, I can totally take him.
LOVE Dean
P.S. Sounds like you're in need of an EMF reader. They're real easy to make out of old electronics parts. Just go in the closet and wave it around for a while. If it beeps, you've got a poltergeist, in which case I would advise you to get the hell out of the house ASAP. Then call me. Make sure you're wearing those heels.
ETA: Dean has... *counts* twenty-five twenty-six unanswered questions on LJ alone. That isn't including email. So if your question takes a while to come up? Yeah. He will get to it eventually.