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ladyjaida has flitted off to a foreign land and is NOT PULLING HER WEIGHT. She will also kick my ass for saying that. Bring it, cupcake.
Dear Dean,
I love to travel, but my beauty routine always suffers when I'm on the road. How do you keep your hair so nice, your face so clear, and your cuticles so well-manicured while killing monsters, showering in skeezy hotels, and subsisting on Cheetos?
Best wishes,
Anna
P.S. I generally don't sleep with boys who are prettier than me, but for you I'd make an exception.
Dear Anna,
The secret to keeping your hair nice while on the road chasing evil is keeping it short. Haircuts are cheap, easy and a good solution to all your hair-care woes - and when they aren't, God gave us scissors and mirrors for a reason. That reason is: so we wouldn't look like a raccoon's ass. Long hair just doesn't work when you're on the road. Take Sammy, for example. Now compare the two of us.
Am I right, or am I right?
My face is clear because I naturally have an excellent complexion, and because Cheetos are part of a secret beauty regimen, the details of which I'm not allowed to divulge at this time.
LOVE Dean
P.S. Sam's the pretty one, OK?
Dear Dean,
I love to travel, but my beauty routine always suffers when I'm on the road. How do you keep your hair so nice, your face so clear, and your cuticles so well-manicured while killing monsters, showering in skeezy hotels, and subsisting on Cheetos?
Best wishes,
Anna
P.S. I generally don't sleep with boys who are prettier than me, but for you I'd make an exception.
Dear Anna,
The secret to keeping your hair nice while on the road chasing evil is keeping it short. Haircuts are cheap, easy and a good solution to all your hair-care woes - and when they aren't, God gave us scissors and mirrors for a reason. That reason is: so we wouldn't look like a raccoon's ass. Long hair just doesn't work when you're on the road. Take Sammy, for example. Now compare the two of us.
Am I right, or am I right?
My face is clear because I naturally have an excellent complexion, and because Cheetos are part of a secret beauty regimen, the details of which I'm not allowed to divulge at this time.
LOVE Dean
P.S. Sam's the pretty one, OK?