[Torchwood] Dear Toshiko Sato and Jack Harkness
Name of Series: Torchwood
Name of Character: Toshiko Sato and Captain Jack Harkness.
Warnings: Spoilers to Exit Wounds.
Dear Toshiko,
I love you. I really do, but while I admire that you seem to be the only person in Cardiff (including the writing team) not to have a crush on Jack, you might as well just ignore your crushes. That means it may hurt less when they inevitably die.
Also? Well done for everything. I hope that you get a shiny reset button so that you don't stay dead for that long. Because you are just that awesome and deserve it just that much.
Dear Jack,
No. You are not allowed to just stand there looking pretty and immortal while your medic gets himself killed trying to make sure that the team gets out of there alive. You suck as a team leader. Also? I don't see why all of your love interests get to survive and have rather boring but cryptic backstory while all of your teammates (besides Gwen, and even she has her moments) have to be martyrs to romance.
Also? After the way you recruited Owen, I don't blame him for not liking you that much. I mean, not getting there in time to save his fiance for an alien thing is forgivable, but proceeding to make absolutely everyone think that Owen was crazy because you didn't manage to retcon him? Not necessary, and more than a little cruel.
Name of Character: Toshiko Sato and Captain Jack Harkness.
Warnings: Spoilers to Exit Wounds.
Dear Toshiko,
I love you. I really do, but while I admire that you seem to be the only person in Cardiff (including the writing team) not to have a crush on Jack, you might as well just ignore your crushes. That means it may hurt less when they inevitably die.
Also? Well done for everything. I hope that you get a shiny reset button so that you don't stay dead for that long. Because you are just that awesome and deserve it just that much.
Dear Jack,
No. You are not allowed to just stand there looking pretty and immortal while your medic gets himself killed trying to make sure that the team gets out of there alive. You suck as a team leader. Also? I don't see why all of your love interests get to survive and have rather boring but cryptic backstory while all of your teammates (besides Gwen, and even she has her moments) have to be martyrs to romance.
Also? After the way you recruited Owen, I don't blame him for not liking you that much. I mean, not getting there in time to save his fiance for an alien thing is forgivable, but proceeding to make absolutely everyone think that Owen was crazy because you didn't manage to retcon him? Not necessary, and more than a little cruel.