[Death Note] Dear Near...
Death Note
Near
Warnings: Character bashing and the use of the f-word.
Summary: I'm not yet finished with the series, but this is just a general "I hate you" letter.
Dear Near,
I hate you. You're not L, and you never will be. I bet he would be disappointed in your utter jerkiness as well. You suck and your hair is stupid and you play with fucking robot ducks and finger puppets. What the hell, lame. You're, what, 17-ish? You haven't even hit puberty yet. I bet if you ate as much as L, you'd get fat. And Light would never want to have a throw-down make out with you.
No love,
I
Near
Warnings: Character bashing and the use of the f-word.
Summary: I'm not yet finished with the series, but this is just a general "I hate you" letter.
Dear Near,
I hate you. You're not L, and you never will be. I bet he would be disappointed in your utter jerkiness as well. You suck and your hair is stupid and you play with fucking robot ducks and finger puppets. What the hell, lame. You're, what, 17-ish? You haven't even hit puberty yet. I bet if you ate as much as L, you'd get fat. And Light would never want to have a throw-down make out with you.
No love,
I