Dear M. Night Shyamalan:

That was terrible and you should be ashamed.

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In other news, my roommate remains CRAZY and it's HILARIOUS because for once it isn't directed at me. It does, however, make me feel better about the times it was, since obviously she isn't like this to just me.

( Mild grossness ahead )

Dear Roommate:

First off, let me just say that I've been following our previous " agreement" to the LETTER, despite the fact that I've yet to see you return home before 1:30 ( Read more... )

Dear Roommate:

I don't mind turning my music down when you're sleeping. I don't even mind wearing headphones, despite my general hatred of wearing them in the house. Honestly, I don't.

However, I don't want to have to wear them if you're not sleeping. Don't rant at me about this "not being my property" and "common sense" and "human decency" - ( Read more... )

Dear Virus ( Read more... )

Dead Last Rebellion ( Read more... )

Dear Young Lady Whom I Sat Beside At The Theater ( Read more... )

Dear Italian Textbook ( Read more... )

Dear Roommate:

I get that it's my fault the living room tends to be untidy, and that I should be the one to clean it.

But couldn't you help out with tidying the kitchen once in a while? I'm not the only one who uses the stove.

Dear Italian Prof (Whose name I don't know and probably won't learn):

Please do not tell me a test will be on a later date unless you contact us otherwise. Earlier, sure, but later? No thanks ( Read more... )

Dear Miyazaki:

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy all your movies thoroughly. Ponyo was far from your best, and even that was great fun.

However, your tendency to make 5-year-old's fall in love makes me raise an eyebrow.