I *KNEW* it!!
Dude my father is gay.
I always knew there was somthing a little too aloof about him to be straight. Turns out he's shown up for the family christmas gathering this year, which by the way his newly widowed mother is attending) with one of his greasy toy boys from Vietnam in tow. Now here's the tricky part: He has not actually said any words to the effect that he may in fact be a homosexual, but he was caught fondling the knee and stroking the hair of said toy boy while at the neighbours place. He (the toyboy) had until this point been staying in the guest bedroom but with the very recent arrival of the old mans mother to the house, there are no more beds available. I doubt rather strongly that lachlan will succeed in the displacement of either of my brothers from thier rooms, which means that an announcment that lachlan and his toyboy are going to share the marital bed and my mother will be relocated to the sofa for the duration may be in the making. To be perfectly honest I think this is fucking hilarious :) The old pontificating cocksucker really is just that. old, prone to pontification, and apparantly, he sucks cocks :)
Anyone who may have had the *cough* "pleasure" of meeting my father in person may find some amusement in this. Meanwhile I am laughing a split in my liver at the whole idea :) I wonder if I should try to find Shane and get him to come and make blatant advances at him :)
Anyway, laugh with all mirth. This is the funniest thing Ive heard in a long time, with the exception of the Cheese shop sketch.
I always knew there was somthing a little too aloof about him to be straight. Turns out he's shown up for the family christmas gathering this year, which by the way his newly widowed mother is attending) with one of his greasy toy boys from Vietnam in tow. Now here's the tricky part: He has not actually said any words to the effect that he may in fact be a homosexual, but he was caught fondling the knee and stroking the hair of said toy boy while at the neighbours place. He (the toyboy) had until this point been staying in the guest bedroom but with the very recent arrival of the old mans mother to the house, there are no more beds available. I doubt rather strongly that lachlan will succeed in the displacement of either of my brothers from thier rooms, which means that an announcment that lachlan and his toyboy are going to share the marital bed and my mother will be relocated to the sofa for the duration may be in the making. To be perfectly honest I think this is fucking hilarious :) The old pontificating cocksucker really is just that. old, prone to pontification, and apparantly, he sucks cocks :)
Anyone who may have had the *cough* "pleasure" of meeting my father in person may find some amusement in this. Meanwhile I am laughing a split in my liver at the whole idea :) I wonder if I should try to find Shane and get him to come and make blatant advances at him :)
Anyway, laugh with all mirth. This is the funniest thing Ive heard in a long time, with the exception of the Cheese shop sketch.