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What a fantastic summer. It was filled with sparkle. I took the DLR Band out on the road. We spent a lot of time in south america. We went on all kinds of adventures while in the amazon. After the tour, I spent a lot of time with the greatest man I've ever known... MYSELF! After tons of Yoga I managed to aquire some serious agility. I am ( Read more... )

Today I videotaped myself jerking off. In about 3 hours or so I am going to watch it and videotape myself jerking off to it. 3 hours from that, I am going to tape myself jerking off to the video of me jerking off to myself. I hope to have the mightiest orgasm to date. Fuck Eddie and Alex.

I decided that I needed a day to myself. It can be difficult being around people who worship the ground I walk on 24-7. Today was declared Diamond Dave Day (or as I like to call this day, 3D). What makes 3D different then other days? Not much, other than I tried to be by myself. So it was just me and myself today. Now how could I, Diamond Dave ( Read more... )

I'm sooooooo sad and lonely...
Just kidding, I'm not. I'm surrounded by tons of people who want to be just like me. I am the best.

Dear David Lee Roth,
I am madly in love with you. You bring tranquility to my world. You make my world more complete. You are my sunrise and my sunset. You are a necessary being and all others are contingent compared to you. I love you. I love you more than anything in the world.

Love,
David Lee

Today I was thinking about my life. I've done so many great things, you'd think I wouldn't be able to remember them all... The truth is I do. Not only am I great looking and talented, I am also a genius. My mind is capable of things that no one else but me understands. That's part of what is difficult about being me.. I am so perfect, nobody ( Read more... )

I rule this world. Ow! Be bop dip dop doo! Today I went on a boat trip on the amazon with my band mates. My band mates think I am the greatest thing since sliced bread. I know that they envy me. I am so talented it hurts. Ladies love me. It is so hard being this sexy. I love the fame, I love the fortune. I bet you Eddie is crying right ( Read more... )

I am the best thing to ever take place on the face of the planet. I'm sexy, I'm strong, I'm talented. I am AMAZING. Everything I did today was pure gold. My shit smells like blueberry muffins. I wish you all could be like me because the world would be amazing. I love me. I wish I could clone myself and have sex with me.