3D is go!
I decided that I needed a day to myself. It can be difficult being around people who worship the ground I walk on 24-7. Today was declared Diamond Dave Day (or as I like to call this day, 3D). What makes 3D different then other days? Not much, other than I tried to be by myself. So it was just me and myself today. Now how could I, Diamond Dave, make 3D special? Well, I decided to give myself the best orgasm I've ever had. You would think with all the women who want me I'd have no need to pleasure myself. The fact is, like all things in life, I am the best. And sex is no exception. David Lee Roth is the best sex David Lee Roth could ever have. Nobody could be better. I'm the best, I can testify to that. So if you too want to have the best sex you've ever had, you should have sex with me. Unfortunately for me, sex with you would be mediocre. I'm the best at it. It's not your fault. I'm great.