1. "Is it the one where Godzilla Eats Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory and Gets Diabetes?"
2. "It's the one where Godzilla Eats Hershey, Pennsylvania and Gets Nuts"

I love godzilla references-in fact, every once in awhile I watch Godzilla movies because they are so bad they're good :) 

Ok, has anyone else ever experienced anything like this....  Someone "woofs" then you "woof" or "arf" back, then it goes on over the course of a few days, he leaves, and you're still arfing at everything for no reason... This is weird for me.

      One thing I hate about the holidays is decorating, and Lenox has made my life harder this year.  Last night, I did a favor for my mom that took me until three in the morning and that was setting up Lenox's Department 56 Dicken's Village-but wait, the plot thickens.  See, Lenox makes several period villages, and guess what, some people don't ( Read more... )

OK, so as I was watching Drawn Together: Uncensored on DVD, something rather strange started happening and I can only describe it as a full on case of the horns.  Literally, with each episode, I seemed to be getting worse and worse...  Then, something really wrong happened: during the scene when Foxy has a character that resembled Charlie Brown on ( Read more... )

Fun stuff, getting on the 209 North bypass to get up here from Saylorsburg, and doing a notch or two above the speedlimit on a prefectly clear road (or so I thought), it's always fun when Bambi and his mommy decide to cross the road, and one isn't driving the vehicle that he is used to, but rather, a mid-sized, quad cab pickup truck, here's how the ( Read more... )

      Those that know me well in person know that I tend to be beyond social at events such as MAL.  Between friends, playmates and new people, I tend to be very busy on weekends like that.  I was just threatened by a friend with spending a few hours wandering around the lobby of the Plaza this year wearing a bipolar plug up my ass, the electro ( Read more... )

OK, I am so not a musical person, but I flipped on the DVD player and inserted, gasp The Sound Of Music.  Yes, I sat through the whole thing.  While I haven't watched the film in years, I still remembered every single song.  I did pick up something funny during the movie, and that's something Mario Cantone brought up in Laugh Whore, and that is the ( Read more... )

      So, today I ran down to Lancaster to the outlets-a nice, short 100 mile drive.  I was able to find three shirts in the Levi's store but I couldn't find the eact pants I liked, big deal, right.  At least I got three shirts.  I ran in to Hush Puppies, and couldn't find a pair of shoes that I liked that I didn't already own.  Then ran to the ( Read more... )

      For all those that don't know, I have the Klingons visiting for a few days.  By Klingons, I mean I have a great Aunt from Erie here and a Great Uncle from Virginia visiting.  Well, since the time they both got here, they have each driven me slightly batty in different ways...  This post primarily deals with my great uncle.  Mind you, both ( Read more... )

Your Social Dysfunction:
Narcissistic

You are very self-important, preoccupied with success fantasies, expect special treatment and lack interpersonal empathy.


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