Nov 05, 2007 10:38
For all those that don't know, I have the Klingons visiting for a few days. By Klingons, I mean I have a great Aunt from Erie here and a Great Uncle from Virginia visiting. Well, since the time they both got here, they have each driven me slightly batty in different ways... This post primarily deals with my great uncle. Mind you, both these relatives are family and I love them as such-but the love is definitely better from a distance.
My great uncle is a nosey, pushy pain in the ass. Granted, I'm a little pushy at times, but in a cute way. He lacks this cuteness. All right, so after a few days of busting my chops, getting a little loopy from one drink at the bar of a restuarant before dinner (I had a few at the bar while waiting also, but I didn't get anywhere near looped), driving me crazy with bad innuendo, and doing other things, my puppy decides she doesn't like this man. Now, he's been leaving the guest room door open when he's not in it and last night he goes up to the bedroom and leaves it for a few minutes to go to the bathroom to "set up" for the night so to speak. My little love, my West Highland White Terrier goes into his room and decides to leave two gargantuan lincoln logs right by his shoes. This is a dog that never goes in the house, and if there's an emergency she either wakes me to take her out (if it's in the middle of the night) or she goes to the wee-wee pads left out for the Bichon. Needless to say, my puppy got a steak for amusing me-she would've gotten a piece of prime rib if she had shat in his shoes...
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