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As sent to service@popham.ca:

I have received a letter from popham.ca regarding my regular maintenance visit, due on October 17, 2005. I would certainly like to schedule a service appointment with you for my 2000 Chrysler 300M.

I am presuming this maintenance visit will be no charge, as I do not yet own the vehicle.

While I picked up the ( Read more... )

So, I tune in to this special last night, called "Dragons: from Fantasy to Reality" or somesuch thing. Apparently, in a cave in Europe, scientists have uncovered the mummified remains of an actual dragon, and are examining the carcass. Fascinating stuff really. They are measuring the carcass with caliperizers and scanning it with laserators and ( Read more... )

A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in
her newspaper.

The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news.

Then turning to the man she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

To Frank or Tony or whatever your name is, downtown at Pop's Barber and Butchery:

( This is not a haircut. )