A snippet of conversation
My best friend BJ is over at my place, and we had one of our characteristic screaming matches just now. About gum. because BJ is a son of a bitch about that shit, and he doesn't treat a man with the respect he deserves in his own house.
BJ: "Where's my gum!?!"
Me: "I've got gum right here, you son of a bitch!"
BJ: "No, I want MY gum!"
Me: "It's my place, and you'll chew my fucking gum if I tell you to!"
BJ: "I won't owe you anything!!!"
Me: "Oh, if I could only breath flame at you right now...!"
BJ: "I'd be smoking hot, that's what!"
Me: "...YES! But not in the good way, not like you're talking about!"
BJ: "I don't know how being smoking hot could ever be in a bad way... unless you're talking about breaking hearts!"