[Private to 341 Brady Lane]

[Dlanor is fighting a turkey. She's got it in a death grip with her gauntleted hand and a knife in the other, but it's still putting up a good fight; it slips out of her hand after a few moments, and she chases after it.]

I will not allow an impossibility like you to exist! Cornelia, don't let the other sneak up on you ( Read more... )

[Despite her previous mentally scarring experience with Mayfield's candy on Valentine's Day, Dlanor found she was ultimately unable to resist taking just one piece of candy corn and eating it ( Read more... )

[If you happen to be in the vicinity of Brady Lane, you may encounter one Dlanor A. Knox. Those who don't know her will probably think nothing of her, but those familiar with the diminutive archbishop may be in for a surprise. First of all, she's wearing an obnoxiously yellow sundress instead of her intimidating uniform, and there's also the fact ( Read more... )