Nov 25, 2010 18:49
[Private to 341 Brady Lane]
[Dlanor is fighting a turkey. She's got it in a death grip with her gauntleted hand and a knife in the other, but it's still putting up a good fight; it slips out of her hand after a few moments, and she chases after it.]
I will not allow an impossibility like you to exist! Cornelia, don't let the other sneak up on you.
[Fail!filtered (read: PUBLIC) phone call - after the fight is over.]
Lady Erika, please be careful. If your turkey begins to move, do not hesitate to destroy it.
it's all useless,
event,
worst thanksgiving ever,
uoooooohhh