WTF of the day
Watch this trailer for a new game called 'The Magi and The Sleeping Star'. Seems standard role play fair with boring graphics at first:
YOUR WORLD IS IN PERIL
AND ONLY YOU CAN SAVE IT
Isn't it always?
BUT TO UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN
YOU MUST LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR DISEASE
Disease, huh?
AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT
FOR THE ENEMY IS UPON YOU
*dun dun dun*
AS A DESCENDANT OF THE GREAT MAGI
YOU STAND BEFORE THE ENDLESS ARMIES
OF ANCIENT TYRANTS
It's never just Joe Schmo against endless armies of ancient tyrants, is it?
AND TO DEFEAT THIS MENACE
YOU MUST TEST YOUR COURAGE
*yawn*
TEST YOUR SKILL
We get it, we get it.
AND TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR
Wait, what? Are you serious? A role play game about diabetes? Wow. How does that work exactly? Do you get a blood sugar display, next to life and mana? And what happens when you go too low? Do you pass out right in the middle of a fight? Do you have to eat? Count carbs?
Ahh, questions above questions. Not that I'll ever find out. Why would I want to manage diabetes in a game in addition to all the real life managing?
I guess they mean well, but somehow this is just WTF to me.
Also:
YOUR WORLD IS IN PERIL
AND ONLY YOU CAN SAVE IT
Isn't it always?
BUT TO UNLEASH THE POWER WITHIN
YOU MUST LEARN TO CONTROL YOUR DISEASE
Disease, huh?
AND TIME IS RUNNING OUT
FOR THE ENEMY IS UPON YOU
*dun dun dun*
AS A DESCENDANT OF THE GREAT MAGI
YOU STAND BEFORE THE ENDLESS ARMIES
OF ANCIENT TYRANTS
It's never just Joe Schmo against endless armies of ancient tyrants, is it?
AND TO DEFEAT THIS MENACE
YOU MUST TEST YOUR COURAGE
*yawn*
TEST YOUR SKILL
We get it, we get it.
AND TEST YOUR BLOOD SUGAR
Wait, what? Are you serious? A role play game about diabetes? Wow. How does that work exactly? Do you get a blood sugar display, next to life and mana? And what happens when you go too low? Do you pass out right in the middle of a fight? Do you have to eat? Count carbs?
Ahh, questions above questions. Not that I'll ever find out. Why would I want to manage diabetes in a game in addition to all the real life managing?
I guess they mean well, but somehow this is just WTF to me.
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