I love that even the Daily Show is making cracks about snakes on a plane.

Also, Ara has discovered that the idea of suicidal lemmings is totally a con. I am now smug that I decided against titling this icon "lemmings ( Read more... )

1) A murder defendant attempts to strangle his defense attorney during his trial. If he was pleading "crazy bastard", I'm sure that this helped his case.

2) 9,500 people lost power when a rat cut their power. What an over-achieving little furball!

Badgett said he braced for the worst when he realized that residents lost their power just as ( Read more... )

1) Tomorrow is Towel Day!

You sass that hoopy Douglas Adams? Now there's a frood who knew where his towel was. You are invited to join your fellow hitchhikers in mourning the loss of the late great one. Join in on towel day to show your appreciation for the humor and insight that Douglas Adams brought to all our lives.

2) What's up with sorting_elite? I ( Read more... )

1)  I changed my default userpic and came home to a very excited Ara.


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ICON MEME/GAME THING

If you knew nothing about me, what assumptions would you make based on my icons?

I am back in the trenches (work), manning my post on my lonesome, ready to do battle with whomever may come. The seige mentality with which I approach my work is matched by my meal today: a vegetarian MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) that I found at the base commissary ( Read more... )

I'm watching a History Channel documentary on anti-Christ beliefs, and he is described as having one protruding eye. Apparently some people think that this protruding eye is a computer screen, symbolizing the internet.

YOU ARE ALL MINIONS OF THE DEVIL!

1) kayfin hooks us up: Sirius and Remus explain a few things to a puppyshipper.

2) I'm kind of still spazzing about lady_revan's news. I sound like Tiffany. "All my friends are getting married!"

3) We only threaten those we love!

Me: *carrying skillet of eggs, potatoes, tomatoes, & cheese upstairs*
Mom: Remember to bring that back down tonight--it will ( Read more... )

I've finally realized what "South Park" reminds me of: Fandom_Wank. Cartman is every wanker you've ever encountered: callous, egocentric, and occasionally bigoted. His friends are the wankas who refuse to take him seriously and only really tolerate him mocking him is a little more legal than violence ( Read more... )

If you are what you eat, does that make me a cannabalistic eggplant parmesan?