I think I have the motherfucking swine flu!!! The only thing I've been able to keep down today is ice cream. God! What if I caught it at the airport (Toronto or Jamaica)??? Eep. I'm keeping an eye on this shit. All I've done all day is lie on the couch and sleep while half-watching movies ( Read more... )

I can never tell whether the eastern european men who come in here are misogynist pricks or if I'm just too sensitive/jaded/angry at a lot of men.

Nah, they're misogynist pricks.
Go eat a sawed-off shotgun!

Ps. Yesterday I got all moistinated listening to the lyrics of "Bed of Nails" by Alice Cooper. It's a hot song! Hummina hummina.