What is this, "1984"? Parents aren't the Thought Police and I've never had to hide books from them.

...Well, now that I'm in my teens, I've had to hide SOME books. But trust me, it's for their own safety more than mine. I mean, they probably would prefer if I didn't read things like "Exquisite Corpse" or "Lost Souls" or "The Somnambulist", but they' ( Read more... )