A brand new bra with matching panties and an N64. Just recline, relax, and play some Mario Kart. I mean to the fellas who like video games, wouldn't you like to come home after a trying day at work to your girl in some sexy underwear and have her ask: "So you have two options: Super Smash and then victory sex, or mind blowing sex and then I totally ( Read more... )

A graphic designer in an advertising firm, living in San Francisco in a cheapo apartment (that way I'm not losing all my money to rent and bills) with just barely enough spare time to take up a side-career in stand up comedy. Maybe married, probably not. One kid MAXIMUM. And a great group of friends like the ones I have now.

An unbreakable tie between Morticia Addams and Sarah Conner.

I would hope I'm a better person than when I was 8. I was chubby and obnoxious back then!

I'm sure I'd fall in love with you given the chance and the sex change.

Bret is cuter, but Jemaine could rock me senseless in the bedroom. Tube socks are so hot.

PROS TO BEING A METAL HORSE:
Most commonly associated with COURAGE. Lovable, witty, enthusiastic, independent, creative, optimistic, long-living, unyielding, strong.

CONS TO BEING A METAL HORSE:
Most commonly associated with GRIEF. Anxious, greedy, childish, defiant, selfish, quick-tempered, rebellious, overweight, rigid.

Y'know, with the exception of ( Read more... )

The favorite thing I ever found was in a gutter. It was a little silver heart on a black string, like a necklace. I looked at it and thought "awww, someone's heart got tossed in the gutter...mine now."

I actually consider this question a lot, because I sure as hell don't wanna fly. That's for cowards.

What I'd like is the power to manipulate electricity. Considering everything is electric now, I could use my powers for good like repairing neighborhood appliances, or maybe even restarting someone's heart after they've flat lined. Then again, I ( Read more... )

No, not exactly
Why should I ever do that?
Silly LiveJournal.