I should make an effort to write here more. Is creativity shunned by schedule conflicts?

Oh fuck. Being a husband and a dad is a glorious thing. I mean if I was single how long would I last going from one pointless night of wild sex to the next? How long do you single folk usually last before you want to settle down ( Read more... )

Feb 1st - 365
June 22nd - 325

I am beating you. Kicking your ass and chewing on your innards. God,  how they taste.

Ugh...

My mind is racing
pacing forms imprints on my brain
tracing the fingerprints of
my little girl
who isn't here yet
and she scares me
because I know
she'll see right through me
to the point of faults and flaws
and become just like me
unless change is near

O! Glorious Change. Why do you elude me?

I don't think anything is more ridiculous than seeing a girl with a tan in the dead of winter. Granted, it's spring and the luminous cloud of cold has almost left us but it's still-pardon the expression-fucking stupid. I just read they are implementing a new law that requires parental consent to anyone under 18 who wants to use a tanning bed. There ( Read more... )

341.8.4.1.05

The path of righteousness is loaded with the ways of the wicked. I will fucking destroy this demon.

She was 300 pounds of chocolate fury, charging at me like I was the sole obstacle between her and the Roy Rogers condiment island...

Lord, I don't know where it comes from. Woman I saw on the subway this morning made me rant...poor unfortunate wretch.

Here it goes. 344.2.3.28.05

So I've issued the challenge to myself and made it public with my co-workers. We'll have to see how it goes.

Well, I finally got an article published. I was quite excited about it, and the magazine really looks professional. The guys at Ogrish did a wonderful job ( Read more... )