Memes foreeeever
Stolen from findthesunrise
COPY/PASTE THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU READ THE SECOND PART. ONCE YOU SEE WHAT THEY RELATE TO, IT WILL TAINT YOUR ANSWERS AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE MEME YOURSELF.
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
Five.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What was it?
Tiger.
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Right over left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel?
Morbidly fascinated.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour?
98%
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
Three.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbor, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
Eight seconds.
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
A little uncomfortable. Waiting for something.
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
One?
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
Six.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?
Turn off the stove, find the baby, answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Open.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
In love and halfways terrified (how I always feel about flying)
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low?
High! SO high.
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with?
First thought? Chiara. On consideration, it'd be a hard fucking choice, but. Possibly still her.
Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below: (Basically, copy + paste what you wrote for your above answers and put them where they belong in the statements below.)
1. The number of people who piss you off right now.
Five. Uh. It is really hard to piss me off! So I dunno about this one.
2. How people see you.
Tiger? Yeaaaah, no.
3. What you see in people. (Left leg - appearance, Right leg - Personality)
Right. Not too surprising.
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
Morbidly fascinated. HAHAHHAHHA.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
98%? FUCK YES EGOTISM.
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
One? Um. Pretty certain this is a lie. Considered myself polyamorous for a long time, so...
7. Average time you spend kissing.
Six seconds? Uh. Nope.
8. Feeling right before your death.
A little uncomfortable and waiting for something. Kind of perfect?
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
One. Huh.
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
Six? Apparently?
11. What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance.
Water, Baby, Doorbell. CLEARLY I ONLY VALUE CHIARA FOR HER RICH GRANDMOTH - oh, opposite sex. Uhhh, still not even close to being true. (What does "virtue" even mean, here?)
12. The door represents your heart.
Opennn
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
"In love and half-terrified" is kind of a perfect answer for this. I swear I didn't cheat I just really love flying, it's. A theme, a thing, yeah. You know.
14. The level of your pride.
High! SO HIGH. Apparently.
15. Who do you wanna see now?
Chiara, duh. And like in the first answer, there are other people that I wanna see, but. This question is silly.
COPY/PASTE THIS IN YOUR JOURNAL AND ANSWER THE QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU READ THE SECOND PART. ONCE YOU SEE WHAT THEY RELATE TO, IT WILL TAINT YOUR ANSWERS AND YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DO THE MEME YOURSELF.
1. In front of you, you see a number of insects. How many are there?
Five.
2. You were walking through the jungle when you saw something move past you. What was it?
Tiger.
3. You're sitting on a chair about to cross your legs. Which side of your leg do you cross over?
Right over left.
4. You're on a safari jeep driving through the Safari ranch, and you see a lion feeding on a dead animal carcass. How do you feel?
Morbidly fascinated.
5. When you usually pour a drink, up to which percentage of the cup do you pour?
98%
6. There are candles burning in front of you. How many candles are there?
Three.
7. A ship ready to take off by the harbor, makes a blasting horn sound. How long does it go on for?
Eight seconds.
8. You went into a room and it's all white, how do you feel?
A little uncomfortable. Waiting for something.
9. You're walking through a desert, how many pairs of shoes would you take with you?
One?
10. You feel like drinking hot chocolate, and you open the cupboard. How many cups are there?
Six.
11. A baby is crying, the doorbell's ringing and water is boiling on the stove. In what order would you resolve the situation?
Turn off the stove, find the baby, answer the door.
12. You see an abandoned property (house). Is the door open or closed?
Open.
13. You get on a plane for the first time. How do you feel during takeoff?
In love and halfways terrified (how I always feel about flying)
14. You design your own house and draw a house plan. In the living room, is the ceiling considerably high or low?
High! SO high.
15. You see an angel of death. He said that he'll give you one day to do whatever you want before he takes you to the afterlife. Who would you spend the one last day on earth with?
First thought? Chiara. On consideration, it'd be a hard fucking choice, but. Possibly still her.
Write your answers of the respective questions above as the answers of the statements below: (Basically, copy + paste what you wrote for your above answers and put them where they belong in the statements below.)
1. The number of people who piss you off right now.
Five. Uh. It is really hard to piss me off! So I dunno about this one.
2. How people see you.
Tiger? Yeaaaah, no.
3. What you see in people. (Left leg - appearance, Right leg - Personality)
Right. Not too surprising.
4. The feeling after watching porn for the first time.
Morbidly fascinated. HAHAHHAHHA.
5. The level of your self-esteem.
98%? FUCK YES EGOTISM.
6. The number of people you can love at the same time.
One? Um. Pretty certain this is a lie. Considered myself polyamorous for a long time, so...
7. Average time you spend kissing.
Six seconds? Uh. Nope.
8. Feeling right before your death.
A little uncomfortable and waiting for something. Kind of perfect?
9. The number of relationships you will have before marriage.
One. Huh.
10. The number of your TRUE friends.
Six? Apparently?
11. What you value the most in the opposite sex. Water - Wealth / Baby - Virtue / Doorbell - Appearance.
Water, Baby, Doorbell. CLEARLY I ONLY VALUE CHIARA FOR HER RICH GRANDMOTH - oh, opposite sex. Uhhh, still not even close to being true. (What does "virtue" even mean, here?)
12. The door represents your heart.
Opennn
13. Feeling after 'first kiss'.
"In love and half-terrified" is kind of a perfect answer for this. I swear I didn't cheat I just really love flying, it's. A theme, a thing, yeah. You know.
14. The level of your pride.
High! SO HIGH. Apparently.
15. Who do you wanna see now?
Chiara, duh. And like in the first answer, there are other people that I wanna see, but. This question is silly.