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MY GIRLFRIEND JUST DUMPED ME BECAUSE I AM A STUPID BITCH
(I’m leaving this here because it’s funny but I also want to point out: Who the hell makes the pronunciation of “router” a breaking issue? What EVEN, Cigara.)
BUT AS I AM SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN A SMART HUMAN BEING I CAN ACCEPT THAT IT IS PRONOUNCED "ROOTER" AND NOT "ROWTER"
EXCEPT THAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS IT'S "\ˈrau̇-tər\", WHICH IS PRONOUNCED "ROW-TER", DARLING
THE DICTIONARY CAN POP A JAUNTY LITTLE BONNET ON ITS LIES AND RAM IT UP THE SHITTER WITH A LUBRICATED HORSE COCK
Don't worry everyone, everything is fine. I have resolved to start saying "route" as "root" and she has conceded me "router". Relationships are all about compromise, after all. ♥
(I’m leaving this here because it’s funny but I also want to point out: Who the hell makes the pronunciation of “router” a breaking issue? What EVEN, Cigara.)
BUT AS I AM SOMEWHERE DEEP DOWN A SMART HUMAN BEING I CAN ACCEPT THAT IT IS PRONOUNCED "ROOTER" AND NOT "ROWTER"
EXCEPT THAT THE DICTIONARY SAYS IT'S "\ˈrau̇-tər\", WHICH IS PRONOUNCED "ROW-TER", DARLING
THE DICTIONARY CAN POP A JAUNTY LITTLE BONNET ON ITS LIES AND RAM IT UP THE SHITTER WITH A LUBRICATED HORSE COCK
Don't worry everyone, everything is fine. I have resolved to start saying "route" as "root" and she has conceded me "router". Relationships are all about compromise, after all. ♥