Apr 18, 2004 23:06
BLACK PEOPLE ARE: NIGGERS.
WHITE PEOPLE ARE: CRACKERS.
CHINESE PEOPLE ARE: CHINKS.
VIET PEOPLE ARE: GOOKS. (this term was coined during the vietnam war by white people towards viets, my parents just call them 'dirty')
SPANISH PEOPLE ARE: SPICS.
JAPANESE ARE: JAPS.
MIDDLE EASTERN ARE: TOWEL HEADS.
EUROPEN PEOPLE ARE: MUTTS.
INDIAN PEOPLE ARE: CURRY EATERS. (thanks angie for that one)
KOREAN PEOPLE ARE: ............
my complaint is simply this:
koreans have gone through so much, japanese taking over, mongolians taking over, chinese taking over, then japanese taking over, then having a korean war in korea (hence the name), then moving to LA and having to deal with all the spics, having our dry cleaners, flower shops, and little grocery stores broken into and destroyed. i think we deserve our OWN racial slur. i dunno what you'd call us,
korks? i dunno, but we deserve one. we've been through more than the chinese. what's their major problem? too many men in the country.
spics have to worry about the IRS.
japs get sent to internment camps.
that's nothing.
NOTHING I TELL YOU, us koreans, we have to work and study hard for college
and then we have to have the best souped up cars
and we have to be able to eat spicy stuff
and we have to bow to any korean persons older than us
and i mean LOOK AT WHAT WE GO THROUGH.
we get called by our names added with -ya
like DANNY-YA, or ANGIE-YA, or STEVUH-YA (Steve)
we have 40 pound bags of rice in our house
and kimchi makes our breathe smell like poo
being korean is difficult i tell, GIVE US A DAMN RACIST TERM!
aitez, payce everyone, i love being korean.
KORKS ROCK EVERY OTHER ASIAN RACE OUT THERE
japs are a far second
followed by russians.
--Danny