Dear Smallville,

Seriously? Really, seriously? I so see a break-up coming on. You've been warned, you're on probation, and if I'm rolling my eyes half as much come January as I did tonight, it is over. I've put up with a lot of your crap, but I've about had it. What is your damage?

I've got my eye on you,
Me

****

( Supernatural - Croatoan - with a special bonus of various Deep Thoughts )

Dear Wentworth Miller,

Why you hurt me so bad?

Guh.

Love ya,
Me

*

( Prison Break - First Down )

This contains MASSIVE spoilers for Gilmore Girls in general, and specifically the season finale. If you do not care to be spoiled, don't click the cut. You do, and you're at fault. Not me.

( Dear Amy Sherman-Palladino, )