"Can you please just-"
"Oh no, no way sweetcheeks, no way come Hell or high water am I lying to your Momma for you. She'd have my balls to the wall before she even dragged your skinny white ass home."
Speaking of skinny white ass...
"Ash come on, you know I can do this."
"Not alone apparently."
She scoffed. "We're a team, Ashole, are you
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