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Stalked again, a rant by damn_hero_zoe.
seguchiquatre is stalking damn_hero_zoe seguchiquatre’s REAL name : Jerrie Cummins seguchiquatre’s REAL DOB : 20th April 1980 Height :148 cm Weight : 63.5 kg seguchiquatre has dreamt about you : 14 times seguchiquatre became interested in you : 05th April 2004 seguchiquatre’s latest dream about you Both you and seguchiquatre are working in an animal sanctuary together. seguchiquatre suggests that you retire to the empty ape sanctuary for a while for a bit of role-play. This is how seguchiquatre describes your relationship behind your back ‘We are just really good friends at the moment. I’d honestly cut off my arm to be with them though’ seguchiquatre’s been stealing stuff from your house too. seguchiquatre enjoys nothing more than to start the morning by taking a heroic sniff from one of damn_hero_zoe’s stolen socks. They’ve even started modifying their body for you In a vain attempt to impress you seguchiquatre walked into a piercing studio and got everything pierced including their nose, chin, genitals and lip. They sent the following message to you in a Valentines Everyday without you is death. I’ve decided it’s best that we end our lives in each others arms. My brother knows a fellow who can buy cynaide pills on the cheap. Let’s do it, for us.
The Police No. calls to the police : 26 times Your Last Call to The Police "Dear Jesus no! Send around a squad car quick, I’ve just killed someone. Their name is seguchiquatre. Stop bloody laughing! That’s their real name! seguchiquatre threatened to kill me on multiple occasions and they came around tonight to finish off the job so I used my lava lamp in self defense and now the bastards on the ground without a pulse." seguchiquatre’s Police File There is every possibility that seguchiquatre is a living incarnation of Satan.
Testimonies about seguchiquatre gooddeath_op - Loves staring at dead bodies ‘I’m completely fucking gutted to hear about all of this. I always liked seguchiquatre. Are you sure you’re accusing the right person?’ maantre - Overweight cult comedian ‘I used to love seguchiquatre. This news has broke my heart. I feel like beating the shit out of that bastard, seriously. What a dick.’ noneofyours - Munt-munt-munter ‘Surprise Surprise, seguchiquatre’s a dirty fucker? Tell me something different.’